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R.I.P. Sean LeVert

noah | March 31, 2008 9:28 am
noah | March 31, 2008 9:28 am

Sean LeVert, the brother of the late Gerald LeVert and the son of O’Jays lead singer Eddie LeVert, passed away after being transported from the Cuyahoga County Jail to a Cleveland-area hospital last night, according to reports. More »


U2 Signs With Live Nation, Forces World To Imagine What Bono Will Look Like In 2021

anthonyjmiccio | March 31, 2008 9:15 am
anthonyjmiccio | March 31, 2008 9:15 am

U2 has signed a 12-year-deal with Live Nation, handing their worldwide merchandising, digital and branding rights over to the concert-promotion behemoth. More »


Closing The Book On “Harp”

anono | March 31, 2008 8:45 am
anono | March 31, 2008 8:45 am

harppppp.jpgOnce again, we present Rock-Critically Correct, a feature in which the most recent issues of Rolling Stone, Blender, Vibe and Spin are given a once-over by an anonymous writer who’s contributed to several of those titles–or maybe even all of them! After the click-through, he thumbs through the final issue of Harp.

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A Foreign Emo Feud You Can Comfortably Laugh About

anthonyjmiccio | March 31, 2008 5:10 am
anthonyjmiccio | March 31, 2008 5:10 am

scene%20kids.jpgThe comments on last week’s post about recent anti-emo violence in Mexico were startling, with people arguing whether or not it was hilarious that people were being physically attacked for the way they dressed. So I hope that the feud between “scene kids” and “emos” in Australia stays on the net, where it belongs, so the roffles may never end. What are “scene kids,” you ask? Judging by this wiki, they’re like emos except… um… uh… Man, if this ever spilled out into the streets, I don’t know how these kids would know whose big mop of dyed hair to pull.

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Rapper Papoose To Marry Remy Ma in Jail, Punch Fat Joe in the Face (Again)

anthonyjmiccio | March 31, 2008 4:35 am
anthonyjmiccio | March 31, 2008 4:35 am

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Papoose, vocally reminiscent of Jay-Z and physically reminiscent of an emaciated Panthro, swears he will marry troubled rapper Remy Ma, despite her assault conviction last Thursday, which could potentially put her in jail for the next 25 years. “We always wanted to keep our personal lives personal, so that’s why we never went public with our relationship,” said Papoose. “Right now, I just feel like she gotta live through me. Yes, we were scheduled to be married on a yacht April 27th. But due to circumstances beyond our control, we are now making arrangements to be married in prison.” if this wasn’t enough chaos, Papoose is still dealing with the fallout of punching Fat Joe in the face. Something the rapper, whose long-delayed debut album has yet to be released, is willing to do again.

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Leona Lewis To Be Offered Potentially Ginormous Recording Deal For Reasons No Mortal Could Fathom

anthonyjmiccio | March 31, 2008 4:00 am
anthonyjmiccio | March 31, 2008 4:00 am

AP080128032176.jpgBrit singer Leona Lewis is a success story. She won a reality show, went on Oprah, and shot to the top of the charts all over the world. But she’s not the first person to do this, right? This isn’t Beatlemania 2008 or anything. So why the hell is the Daily Star saying that Lewis may sign a contract for 100 million dollars this week, 20 million more than was given to Madonna in a similar deal? Don’t labels usually hand out money like that after you’ve amassed a valuable catalog? Are they so desperate for something-anything that connects with listeners that they’re running like lemmings to claim this lady?

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Jess Harvell | March 31, 2008 3:35 am
Jess Harvell | March 31, 2008 3:35 am

Perpetually troubled Philly rapper Beanie Sigel finds himself back in the pokey for three months after “giving a false urine sample” during a routine probationary pee check. More »


Stephen Malkmus Discusses Pavement, Urban Dictionary on Fox News

anthonyjmiccio | March 31, 2008 3:20 am
anthonyjmiccio | March 31, 2008 3:20 am

malkmusonfox.jpgPeople we never expected to see on Fox News: Former Pavement singer/current Jick Stephen Malkmus. Question we never expected to hear on Fox News: “I’ve heard from the Urban Dictionary that [Jick] is a specific act of making love. ‘To Jick.’ Is that exciting?” Response that we would kind of expect from someone on Fox News: “I don’t know what ghetto that came from.” Malkmus and Red Eye host Greg Gutfield also discussed the audacity of Blender magazine, the Whitney Museum and how Real Emotional Trash compares to Bach. Notable quotables below.

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Cartoonists With Theremins, Teenage Symphonies, Bawdy Brits, And <em>Simpsons</em> Scratching

xhuxk | March 31, 2008 2:50 am
xhuxk | March 31, 2008 2:50 am

101205.jpgBeing a professional rock critic means you wind up accumulating a lot of records–some of which you even keep! In Singles Again, Chuck Eddy will…well, actually we’ll just let him explain it this first time around:

So this new column is where I cash in on inevitable nostalgia for a more innocent analog time by digging out and spinning for myself all the mysterious indie vinyl 7-inches by forgotten no-names that have piled up on my shelf over the past decade or two, in hopes of figuring out why the heck I kept them in the first place. In alphabetical order, no less.

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Itinerant Bruce Springsteen Eludes A Collabo-Hungry Nelly

anthonyjmiccio | March 31, 2008 2:20 am
anthonyjmiccio | March 31, 2008 2:20 am

Bruce Springsteen, not unlike Carmen SanDiego, is hopping from continent to continent, always one step ahead of Nelly, who still dreams of finding the wily rocker and forcing him to collaborate on a song that would hopefully be titled “Over & Over Again & Again.” More »


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