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A Brief Note About Monday Night’s Maxwell Show

noah | September 30, 2009 10:00 am
noah | September 30, 2009 10:00 am

57843841Guys out there who are looking for pointers on how to make your lady feel good: R & B singer Maxwell showed the other night at Madison Square Garden that the one-two punch of saying that you don’t mind getting down with her lady during her time of the month, and subsequently covering Kate Bush is more than enough to turn the legs of any woman to rubber. A clip of his “This Woman’s Work” performance from Monday after the jump. More »


Chris Brown Wants To Be More Than Meets The Public’s Eye

noah | September 30, 2009 9:45 am
noah | September 30, 2009 9:45 am

chris brown on cnnChris Brown released “I Can Transform Ya,” his first real single since the whole domestic-violence incident with Rihanna, yesterday. Backed by a noisy Swizz Beatz-supplied beat and assisted by a verse by Lil Wayne at his most nasal, Brown talks about how his American Express Black Card can turn the object of his desire into a globe-trotting label whore. Ah, romance. Clip after the jump. More »


The Huffington Post Wants To Know: How Does Adam Duritz Pull Such Hot Chicks?

noah | September 29, 2009 6:15 pm
noah | September 29, 2009 6:15 pm

58460723The answer is, of course, simple: The Counting Crows singer looks so good as an ill-advised tattoo that’ll need to be lasered off immediately after the inevitable breakup. (The other answer involves me banging my head against the table at which I am sitting and bemoaning the gallery-of-hot-girls-as-news trend, even though that ship has long sailed.) [HuffPo] More »



Cancel The Celebration: You Maybe Should Just Buy All The Old Madonna Singles Piecemeal And Ignore That New Hits Collection

noah | September 29, 2009 6:00 pm
noah | September 29, 2009 6:00 pm

51y-umgtbrl_sl160_aa115_Apparently the new Madonna greatest-hits collection Celebration is full of botched mastering jobs and bad segues, so those of you looking to spend money on a CD in 2009 should be warned. (Example: “A bad edit jumps the track from the end of the chorus to the repeat of the bridge which kills the structure of the track. This version is unlistenable.”) Good thing Warner Music Group fired all those people at its reissue-specialty arm Rhino last week, right? [Requiem 4 A Dream; HT perfectomix] More »


Bruce Springsteen Is Now Born To Run Through His Albums

noah | September 29, 2009 12:30 pm
noah | September 29, 2009 12:30 pm

57802605Bruce Springsteen announced that his five homeland shows at New Jersey’s Giants Stadium over the next two weeks—the final concerts to take place at the Meadowlands’ football stadium, which will be torn down at the end of the 2009-10 football season—would each be devoted to classic albums from his back catalog: Two shows each will be devoted to Born To Run and Born In The USA, while one will be given over to the Boss’ 1978 album Darkness On The Edge Of Town. More »


Mariah Carey: Flaws And All

noah | September 29, 2009 10:00 am
noah | September 29, 2009 10:00 am

mariah memoirs coverOur continuing look at the closing lines of the week’s biggest new-music reviews continues with a roundup of reactions to Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel, the 12th studio album by Mariah Carey: More »



noah | September 29, 2009 9:45 am
noah | September 29, 2009 9:45 am

madonnaOur long national nightmare of not being able to find a sanctioned, high-quality copy of the video for “Dress You Up” on YouTube is almost over: Warner Music Group has apparently inked a deal with Google to stream its videos from the site once again. You may remember WMG’s snit at the end of last year—over money, natch—that resulted in all of its official content being pulled from the site. [Epicenter] More »


If It’s Tuesday, It Must Be Time For T-Pain To Appear On Other Pop Stars’ Songs

noah | September 29, 2009 9:30 am
noah | September 29, 2009 9:30 am

56676556R. Kelly has released the remix of his sex-as-chart-topper single “Number One,” which features T-Pain and Keyshia Cole, and lest you think that T-Pain was totally giving up on digitally manipulating his voice for the purpose of topping the charts, the new track is an AutoTune-drenched affair that makes me think the whole lot of them should try and see what Britney Spears is up to. Clip after the jump. More »


The Brandy Album Is Probably Going To Be A (Guilt-Fraught) Winner

noah | September 29, 2009 9:00 am
noah | September 29, 2009 9:00 am

brandyneyoR & B singer Brandy has been working on her comeback album, and so far all the Ne-Yo collaborations that have leaked indicate that the album is going to be a meditation on the ethics of the club—i.e., whether or not one should turn dance-floor chemistry into a fling with greater implications. “Good Night Good Morning,” which just appeared online, follows in the lyrical vein of the devil’s-advocating “Decisions,” only it’s much slinkier and heat-of-the-moment. Clip after the jump. More »



noah | September 29, 2009 8:55 am
noah | September 29, 2009 8:55 am

comesailawayYour Tuesday morning pick-me-up: “I made an edit of ‘Come Sail Away’ that takes out all of that tender, sensitive crap out and gets right to the ROCK.” Brought to you by the guy who Autotuned a baby and turned it into a song. You’re welcome! [the Matt Smith] More »


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