“I hope you guys do one of these [Year-End Analysis] posts for iTunes’ most downloaded artists, that list is insane.” And having just spent a half-hour typing out* iTunes’ Top 20 best-selling songs, Top 20 best-selling albums, and Top 10 best-selling videos, I can vouch for the insanity. Want a 2007 list based not on the personal aesthetic whims of a couple of bloggers or an editorial staff trying to look hip or a publisher second-guessing what its audience wants/expects to appear on a year-end list, but a democratically chosen list based around raw commerce, a list voted for by the public, comprised entirely of what they were most willing to spend their .99 on during the last 12 months? Well here it is. And the public sucks. The full lists are after the jump, but for now my shell-shocked first thoughts.
THE GOOD: Maroon 5’s louche dude funk gets a bad rap (though you’d have a hard time holding us to that sentiment when one of their ballads is playing) but even after following the numbers during the year, we’re still a little surprised to see them topping the albums list ahead of Kanye. A few decent long-players stud the rest of the list, and a “Weird Al” appearance (in the Top Videos category) always brings a smile. But more than any single artist, people really plunked down for some Timbaland this year, no matter who he was featuring and/or producing. And with the exception of “Apologize,” we’re more than OK with hearing any of Tim’s 2007 hits for the billionth time compared to…
THE BAD: Colbie Caillat! Daughtry! Akon! “Party Like A Rock Star”! A squeaky Stefani (who’s at least not yodelling)! Nickelback mugging with half of America! Fergie at No. 1! When I die and go to blogger hell, this Top 20 playlist will be looped for all eternity, broken up only by the occasional airing of the complete works of Sufjan Stevens, as the editors of Stereogum beat me around the neck with rolled-up press releases.
THE WHAAAA? Some basic figures for you to contemplate and/or shudder over. Within the Top 100 best-selling singles of 2007 we have: Four Akon songs, four Avril Lavigne songs (including one remix), three Daughtry songs, two Fall Out Boy songs, three Fergie songs, five Justin Timberlake songs, two Kanye songs, two Maroon 5 songs, two My Chemical Romance songs, two Nickelback songs, two Pink songs (?!), three Rihanna songs, two Sean Kingston songs, two T-Pain songs (not counting collabos), and three Timbaland songs (not counting productions). That’s nearly half of the Top 100 controlled by 15 artists, or a quarter of it controlled by seven if we only count the ones that scored three or more slots. Plus Feist was in the Top 20 albums, but download sensation “1-2-3-4” doesn’t even show up until No. 80! So much for the new model.
[EDIT: The full list of the Top 100 best-selling singles is now posted after the jump thanks to the Excel skillz of commenter extraordinaire therichgirlsareweeping, and looking at it has cooled my ire a little, as many more decent-to-great songs start appearing the further down you go. However that Top 20 is, with a few exceptions, still awful awful awful.]
• We kicked off our countdown of 2007’s top 40 songs. • The Worst Album Cover Of The Year Tournament started off with a bang, and a few close races. • Kate counted down the best breakup songs. • Ethan looked back on Master P’s old days. More »
Stephen King, pop cultural pundit and guy who once made John Boy Walton fight a gay clown, has issued a list of the only seven albums he deems worthy this year. Possibly because the modern pop landscape is more frightening for a middle-aged crank than a possessed big rig chasing Emilio Estevez? “Stephen King’s taste in music is more eclectic than scary,” sez AP. Don’t forget boring! The full list is after the jump–y’all can start arguing about Wilco again if you feel like it–but first our impressions.
THE GOOD: Uh.
THE BAD: “In truth, your Uncle Stevie was disappointed with this year’s new music, very disappointed indeed, and his year-end list reflects that,” King says. “I could only find seven albums I wanted to mention.” We know laziness is kind of your thing when it comes to talking about music, Uncle Stevie, but what was so disappointing about ’07? Was your heart broken by Neon Bible? Did you feel ripped off actually paying for a copy of that A Place To Bury Strangers record? Were you bummed to hear how much filler was on the Soulja Boy album after taking all that time to learn how to Crank That? What??
THE WHAAA?: Anyone calling Ozzy’s Black Rain the “finest heavy metal record of the year; a true speaker-buster” needs to have the bridge of his nose rapped with a rolled-up copy of the Decibel year-end issue.
Harp‘s December issue may have Ween on its cover, but the magazine’s Top 50 of 2007 is headed by Okkervil River’s The Stage Names, with Band Of Horses, Iron & Wine, Future Clouds & Radar, and Feist–who’s apparently the official No. 5 pick for the triple-A set–rounding out the list’s top five. (In Rainbowswatch: It’s No. 7.) The full list is after the jump, but below we have some highlights.
THE GOOD: Grinderman squeaks in at No. 30, with Robert Wyatt’s Comicopera behind it. Also, there’s no Joss Stone in sight.
THE BAD: Rilo Kiley (No. 20) ahead of M.I.A. (No. 24)?! That is just wrong. (Damn hot pants.)
THE WHAAA? Who knew that Kings Of Leon (No. 29) put out an album this year? Anyone?
