byline=Matthew Perpetua

Hayden Panettiere’s Perfunctory Pop Single

noah | July 17, 2008 12:00 pm
noah | July 17, 2008 12:00 pm

Even if you’re a big fan of Heroes and/or the type of person who is waaaaay into staring at photos of young girls, is it at all possible to be enthusiastic about Hayden Panettiere’s debut as a recording artist? More »


Old Nirvana Footage Makes Us Feel Even Older

noah | July 17, 2008 11:00 am
noah | July 17, 2008 11:00 am

You know how we complain about all these people who are constantly snapping photos and filming videos at shows? It can be a nuisance, for sure, but sometimes it’s a damn good thing those people are out there. More »


“New York Times” To Madonna: Aging Is No Reason Not To Skank It Up!

noah | July 17, 2008 1:30 am
noah | July 17, 2008 1:30 am

AP080424027441.jpgToday, The New York Times’ style section takes Madonna to task for no longer being a fashion leader, and–better steel yourself for this one–wearing sensible, loose-fitting clothes in her downtime. It’s a fairly mystifying piece, mainly because the writer seems to willfully ignore the obvious: Even if it’s kinda your job, you can’t remain young and ahead of the curve forever, especially when it comes to women’s fashion. Madonna may be in peak physical condition and have the money and resources to appear 10 to 15 years younger than she actually is, but there’s no way for her to single-handedly reverse our cultural bias against older women.

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