Kevin Federline

anthonyjmiccio | April 4, 2008 12:30 pm
anthonyjmiccio | April 4, 2008 12:30 pm

Kevin Federline claims to have made less than $10,000 from his music career since May, evidently surviving off child support and that Super Bowl ad. Yesterday, Federline’s lawyer released financial documents in court as part of his custody battle against Britney Spears. More »


Work That Shit to the Funky Sound/Go Gadget! Go!

kater | September 21, 2007 1:05 am
kater | September 21, 2007 1:05 am

Obviously mash-ups are, like, so over, but sometimes…sometimes it just feels so right! Ladies and gentlemen: RadioFed, the unholy brainchild of some NYU creative types, and the single greatest MySpace music page in existence. More »


Liner Notes: Bobby Brown Has To Make It On His Own

Brian Raftery | May 30, 2007 12:45 pm
Brian Raftery | May 30, 2007 12:45 pm

– Bobby Brown had trouble remembering his song lyrics during a recent Hamptons gig. When in doubt, he should always hold close to that ancient Zen koan: “For while man may be too hot to handle, he is also, conversely, too cold to hold.” [Page Six] – The Cult has signed with New Wilderness, an… More »



Videodrone: Suge Knight Takes On A Fauxderliner

Brian Raftery | April 25, 2007 3:35 am
Brian Raftery | April 25, 2007 3:35 am

Oh, how the once-mighty Suge Knight has fallen: A decade ago, he was a music-biz kingpin, overseeing a vast, empire of mediocrity; and now, he’s attending C-list parties with guys who like Kevin Federline–only to wind up verbally haranguing one of those aforementioned guys. More »


Liner Notes: We’ve Really, Truly Reached The End Of The Federline

Brian Raftery | March 30, 2007 12:45 pm
Brian Raftery | March 30, 2007 12:45 pm

– Kevin Federline will get $1 million from his divorce settlement, which will allow him to buy approximately 166,944 used copies of Playing With Fire from Amazon, plus two sticks of Axe Dry. More »


Liner Notes: EMI is EMIgrating To Jersey City

Brian Raftery | February 22, 2007 12:50 pm
Brian Raftery | February 22, 2007 12:50 pm

– EMI is moving to Jersey City, where a state-law loophole allows for a landfill dedicated to storing copies of the last Dandy Warhols album. [New York Observer] – Despite rumors, Morrissey will not be participating in this year’s Eurovision Song Contest, most likely out of fear of Lordi. More »



Kevin Federline: Just One More Item, And We Can All Move On

Brian Raftery | November 10, 2006 7:00 am
Brian Raftery | November 10, 2006 7:00 am

In what will probably be Kevin Federline’s best piece of press all week–and, we swear, our last mention of this ferret-eyed nincompoop forever–The Smoking Gun has published his tour rider. More »


Who Charted?: Barry Manilow Can’t Hold Back America’s Pre-Teens

noah | November 8, 2006 12:20 pm
noah | November 8, 2006 12:20 pm

Despite a 28% drop in sales, the soundtrack to the Billy Ray Cyrus-and-spawn Disney Channel vehicle Hannah Montana held on to the Billboard 200’s No. 1 slot this week.Hannah’s 203,000 copies sold bested Barry Manilow, whose The Greatest Songs of the Sixties came in at No. 2, by only 1,000 copies. More »


BREAKING: K-Fed’s Free Ride Is Officially Finished

noah | November 7, 2006 4:24 am
noah | November 7, 2006 4:24 am

Oh my God, y’all. The dream is over. Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline, citing “irreconcilable differences.” (Does this mean that the rest of his concerts are going to be canceled?) More »



Is The Federline Coming To A Screeching Halt?

noah | October 30, 2006 11:53 am
noah | October 30, 2006 11:53 am

A stark reminder that persons of dubious talent should try and schedule their buzz-generating shows before people actually hear the record in question: the New York Post is hearing rumors that Kevin Federline’s big coming-out party in New York City, which is scheduled for this Saturday at Webster… More »


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