We should have figured: It was the Friday of SXSW, the day before St. Patrick's Day, and around the time that Spring Break kicks in. Of
course the day was going to be filled with long lines and piles of trash in the street; of course we were going to get
sidetracked; of course our time out was going to end with us waiting for a cab in 50-degree weather. (Before we got into that cab, though, we stumbled into a party thrown by [name of major American retailer redacted, but let's just say that all the decorations were tasteful, yet low-priced] that was soundtracked by pumped-up remixes of "Sweet Child O' Mine" and "Oh Sheila." Seriously, is all you need to DJ these days a copy of
Billboard's Hot Hits 1986 and a drum machine?)
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