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100 and single

Damn That Radio Song: T.I.’s Twofer Still Tops, But Airplay Gives One Song The Edge

“Okay, it's official,” I wrote to Maura midday on Thursday, when Billboard released the new Hot 100. “I have seriously underestimated ‘Whatever You Like.’”

That durable smash by Atlanta rap deity T.I. moves into the penthouse for the third time since late August. Directly behind it is T.I.’s simultaneous hit, the Rihanna duet “Live Your Life,” which moves up to No. 2 two weeks after it spent a sole week in the top spot.

After I bravely predicted a few weeks ago that the irresistible “Life” would dominate the fall and make “Whatever” a distant memory, the T-and-Ri pairing has had a hard time holding onto the top spot. Last week’s coup by Britney Spears’s well-hyped “Womanizer” was pretty predictable. But the idea that T.I.’s new hit would also have to fight off his older one—a loping, sluggish song that’s neither a ballad nor a club jam—was a development few saw coming, least of all me.

If there’s one thing it shows, it’s that for all our talk here in recent weeks about the dominance of digital sales on the charts these days, airplay still matters. “Whatever” wouldn’t still be competing for the top slot without radio’s fervent support.

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show business for ugly people

This Just In: John McCain Doesn't Hate All Celebrities--Just Those Who Don't Want To Vote For Him

People are surprised by Daddy Yankee's endorsement of John McCain, but really, shouldn't the fact that the reggaeton singer's New York City record-release party was sponsored by rightward-leaning piss substitute Coors Light have been a hint that dude isn't exactly going door to door for [insert lefty cause here]? (And how well-timed is this press blitz around the release of his album, anyway? Some reporters just refuse to admit that they're being played, I tell you.) Next thing you know, people will be shocked, shocked to relearn that Toby Keith is a Demo—sigh. [AFP]

nuge wave cinema

Toby Keith's "Beer For My Horses" Movie Is Ready To Roll


Yes, Beer For My Horses, the country caper based on Toby Keith's legendary ode to lynching (starring Keith, Willie Nelson, Ted Nugent, and Claire Forlani), has a trailer out and will be hitting theaters this August. As shown above, Ted Nugent will be playing a crazed gun enthusiast named Skunk, and judging by Keith's fond recollection of an on-set rabbit slaughter, it looks like the Nuge is a practitioner of the Method. More »

maybe something by the andrews sisters?

Let's Find John McCain A Theme Song


He's tried John Cougar Mellencamp. He's tried Chuck Berry. He's even tried ABBA (sez McCain: ""Nobody likes them, but they sold more records than anybody in the history of the world, including The Beatles. But everybody hates them. You're a no-class guy if you like ABBA. Why does everybody go see 'Mamma Mia?' Hypocrisy! Rank hypocrisy! I'm not embarassed to say I like ABBA, 'Dancing Queen.'") But nobody seems to want John McCain using their music as his campaign theme. What, doesn't one of those Hillary Clinton fans who swear they'd rather vote Republican than for Obama own a worthwhile copyright? More »

coming attractions

Toby Keith, Willie Nelson, And The Nuge To Play Musical Vigilantes

Remember "Beer For My Horses?" It's a song by Toby Keith and Willie Nelson about things were better back when we used to lynch troublemakers. The video, which plays like an episode of CSI with extra soul patch, was evidently enough of a hit that Toby's going to make a movie based on it! And if you're going to make a movie about a bunch of rootin'-tootin' singers dishing out street justice, of course you'll have to include Ted Nugent as Skunk Tarver, "an uppity, defiant, long-haired, over-the-top rock 'n' roll deputy sheriff in Jackson County, Okla., who loves bowhunting and guns." The Nuge wrote all about it in his weekly column for the Waco Tribune. More »

buy you a drank?

T-Pain Is N Luv Wit A Strippa The Angry American

If the existence of Lil Jon's Big & Rich remix didn't send enough country-rap chills down your spine, how about the news that T-Pain is sprung off the idea of adding a little "who's your daddy?" to his next Auto-Tuned outing? Mr. Pain has made it known that he'd like naughty Christmas elf Toby Keith to guest on his next album. And if that doesn't work, maybe they could just bro down, get into some trouble involving bartenders, and hate on the Dixie Chicks? More »

blind item

Which Musical Metrosexual Can't Stop Getting His Nails Done?

This is probably the silliest Idolator blind item poll in an illustrious history of silly-ass blind item polls, especially since male beautifying is no longer so verboten as to be shocking. (I'm even shaving more than once a month now. Up next: ironing my shirts.) Nonetheless we must scratch our heads as we wonder: "Which macho crooner secretly loves manicures and pedicures? The ladies' man pretends he's off to the gym whenever he's going to get pampered." Admittedly it was the "macho" part that initially threw us, as it 86's about 95 percent of the XY chromosomes currently clogging Billboard, but we think we've come up with a few distinct possibilities and a couple of outliers. More »

art brutes

The Worst Album Cover Of The Year Tournament Wants You To Lick The Santa Hat

This is it, the final battle in our Southest Bracket, down to two-headed Helalyn Flowers and twice-hatted Toby Keith. Will Toby put a boot up the electro-goths' asses or will the Italian duo fell another American country star after slaying Brad Paisley in the last round? And remember: this could be your last chance to puzzle over the mystery that is the Helalyn cover! More »


art brutes

The Worst Album Cover Of The Year Tournament Brings M.I.A. To Toby Keith's Christmas Dinner

The last day of our second-round battles in the Worst Album Cover Of The Year Tournament brings us to the Southeast Bracket, where the behatted Toby Keith faces off against Technicolor revolutionary M.I.A. Man, this is one battle that I wish would be fought via in-person debate, and not proprietary poll software. Could you imagine? There would be things flying around the room 10 seconds in! Anyway, voting's after the jump. More »

art brutes

The Worst Album Cover Of The Year Tournament Celebrates Christmas With Indiana Jones

Our final bracket in the Worst Album Cover Of The Year Tournament is the Southeast Bracket, where we collect all of the covers that were so bad, they couldn't really fit in anywhere else. The two covers above pretty much encapsulate the two extremes of bad art that crossed our transom this year—on one side, you have Toby Keith's oh-so-lazy Santa makeover, while on the other, you have Status Quo's attempt to get in on the Indiana Jones bandwagon way before The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull hit theaters. Which one is the worst, though? That's up to you to decide. More »

the law

Toby Keith: Not A Thief, Still Probably A Jackass

Toby Keith has beaten a copyright-infringement rap over his drunkard anthem "I Love This Bar," which songwriter Michael McCloud claimed was a rip of his "Tourist Town Bar," because Toby Keith can not be killed by conventional weapons like lawsuits or neutron bombs. Toby was also suprisingly non-assholish in his press statements about the whole affair, like they ripped the evil lizard face off and a sensitive artiste was inside. More »


who charted

Toby Keith Distributes 204,000 Ford Ads Throughout America

Toby Keith's Big Dog Daddy and its back-of-the-book Ford ad (not to mention the actually not-that-bad, if chorusless, song "High Maintenance Woman") topped this week's Billboard 200, selling 204,000 copies. The album is Keith's third No. 1 album on the chart; the total is way off from the first-week sales of his previous album, White Trash With Money, which debuted at No. 2 in April 2006 after shifting 330,000 units. More »

great moments in awkwardness

Toby Keith Does Not Want To Discuss Natalie Maines' Hotness

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lawsuits

Toby Keith's "Bar" Causes Him To Get Served--With A Lawsuit

Key West singer-songwriter Michael McCloud is suing super-patriotic crooner Toby Keith over alleged copyright infringement. The culprit is Keith's "I Love This Bar," which Keith has even franchised into an Oklahoma drinking establishment; McCloud claims that it ripped off his song "Tourist Town Bar". We've listened to both, and each song is pretty much structured around a lazy collection of drinkin'-and-observin' lyrics (McCloud admitted to writing his in his bar's loo), with few sonic similarities between them, so even though taking a chunk out of Keith's red, white and blue fortune would send our schadenfreude-meter off the charts, we're doubtful this suit will pan out. And really, if crafting a song from a list of blissed-out half-insights is patentable, shouldn't Jimmy Buffett be sending his lawyers after both of these guys? More »

amerigasm

Toby Keith's "Amerigasm": The Word Is Getting Round

Yesterday, we put out a call to arms directed at our fellow writers: Now that Toby Keith seems to be OK with using the Jalopnik-coined word Amerigasm to describe his more stridently patriotic work, shouldn't the world of music writers follow suit? We're happy to report that Whitney Pastorek of Entertainment Weekly has risen to our challenge, dropping the term and its sister word, "patri-erotic," into her round-up of Fox's crappy World Series coverage:
(Perhaps the one bright spot in Mellencamp's patri-erotic ubiquity? We have yet to see a Toby Keith Amerigasm Ford commercial.)

We are so proud. Whitney—thank you so much. And to everyone else: Let this be the beginning of "Amerigasm" spreading far and wide throughout our great, patri-erotic nation. (See how we did that? Smooth, no?) More »

jalopnik

Toby Keith Votes Yes On "Amerigasm," No On Sarcasm

keithguitar.jpgA few weeks ago, our hot-rodding pals over at Jalopnik posted an item about country oaf Toby Keith's new ads for Ford trucks. The commercials were so throbbingly patriotic that the 'Niks had to make up a new word just to describe Keith's auto-erotic behavior, and so they accurately noted that he looked as though he was having an "Amerigasm." More »