<![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List - Idolator Comments]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/idolator.com.png <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List - Idolator Comments]]> http://idolator.com Thu, 15 Feb 2007 14:51:50 EST Thu, 15 Feb 2007 14:51:50 EST http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php#c977747 Whoops! Sorry about that babydayliner. Late night surfing + Valentine's Day singles bile = nasty comments.

The Mozfather

]]> 33:236679:c977747 Thu, 15 Feb 2007 14:51:50 EST <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php#c976535 We didn't spot Mr. Bemis, but there was an awkward couple next to us with VIP stickers that may have been the winners. The guy was your average white guy music critic. The girl was thin and blond and conventionally pretty -- too pretty to be with him, but not drop-dead gorgeous or anything. She was toting a single red rose drowning in baby's breath sheathed in a mylar tube, obvs a gift from her escort. (Note to the fellas out there: These are never a good way to impress a lady. Really. Trust us. It's cheap and tacky.)

Anyway, here's some sample conversation:

Her (desperate to make conversation): "So, where are they from again?"
Him (irritated): "Um, Canada."

Scintillating stuff, huh? Sounds like an awkward "date" to us.

the rich girls are weeping

]]> 33:236679:c976535 Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:18:29 EST <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php#c976402 I was the lucky lady selected from the nut jobs who responded to his search for a valentine. evening was utterly enchanting.
my valentine is a stellar guy.
I bought him a Heineken.
he provided backstage passes.
drew barrymore + spike jonze were there together --- lovey dovey style.
adam sandberg from SNL was there.
I talked to the violinist, red-headed guitar player, and both french horn players.
I ate the band's chicken tikka masala.
the lead female singer smiled at me.
the lead male singer (l.f.s.'s husband) was wearing green suede + brown leather boots.
we rode the A train off together into the brooklyn night...

nookinpanub

]]> 33:236679:c976402 Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:54:44 EST <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php#c975748 DING, DING, DING, thenewblack has a winner.

The Playlist

]]> 33:236679:c975748 Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:07:41 EST <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php#c975349 Sorry, Moz... that's a picture of "me," not of AHB. Me, I've been put on this earth so that you appreciate Jamie Lidell all the more. Alec has been put on this earth so that you hate Nick Sylvester a little less.

babydayliner

]]> 33:236679:c975349 Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:14:15 EST <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php#c975116 Although Mozfather, there's some SERIOUS cameltoe in (on?) the girl behind him, so maybe that's a requirement as well!

gorillavsmarykate

]]> 33:236679:c975116 Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:09:30 EST <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php#c974938 Oooo. So not hott.

The Mozfather

]]> 33:236679:c974938 Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:16:27 EST <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php#c974644 Alec Hanley Bemis, please stand up!
http://www.brassland.org/ahb/

thenewblack

]]> 33:236679:c974644 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 23:37:37 EST <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php#c973797 oh come on! and who knows, maybe he will find some hot 19 year old who enjoys driving in the snow while listening to Arcade Fire's Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels).

scenescreamer

]]> 33:236679:c973797 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 19:07:49 EST <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php#c973761 come on! at least it was well written. and maybe he will meet some hot 19 year old who enjoys "driving in the snow while listening to Arcade Fire's Neighborhood #1 (Tunnels)." you never know....

scenescreamer

]]> 33:236679:c973761 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 19:00:50 EST <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php#c973460 Oh, blah. Sorry for the repeat posts. And of course, it doesn't help that I'm posting again, does it?

the rich girls are weeping

]]> 33:236679:c973460 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 17:54:27 EST <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php#c973459 a leedle part of me wants to think brian raftery runs a label. brian, what would you call it?

katie_a_princess

]]> 33:236679:c973459 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 17:54:09 EST <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php#c973113 We'll report back on tonight's most awkward-looking couple.

the rich girls are weeping

]]> 33:236679:c973113 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 17:04:21 EST <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php#c973112 I hear the Arcade Fire's violinist is having a hard time getting into the Arcade Fire show tonight. She's cute; maybe she could use the +1?

Ozzy

]]> 33:236679:c973112 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 17:04:11 EST <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php#c972919 By "special someone" you really mean "slutty Arcade Fire fangirl who would do anything to get in," right?

Don't worry, Idolators! We're going tonight (being that we're bitter and single -- what better way to spend the evening?) and will report back on the most awkward-looking couple. Ha!

the rich girls are weeping

]]> 33:236679:c972919 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 16:41:25 EST <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php#c972875 Aw, I dunno. I was kind of rooting for the guy to find that special ticket-deprived someone. C'mon, it's Valentine's Day!

Brian Raftery

]]> 33:236679:c972875 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 16:35:28 EST <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php#c972623 More likely what'll happen is that the publicist will find out and be totally pissed that they gave this guy a +1 when, technically, he didn't need it (since he didn't have a spouse or g/f or colleague to bring). And I'm sure the label will be psyched they did a ticket-buy so this guy could get laid on Craigslist. It's douchebags like this who fuck it up for other writers.

MickFNS

]]> 33:236679:c972623 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 16:07:46 EST <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php#c972476 You know what'll be awesome? When they get to the door and he finds out he's not really on the guest list.

On the Spot

]]> 33:236679:c972476 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 15:44:51 EST <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php#c972383 Could be Bear.

Ted Striker

]]> 33:236679:c972383 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 15:31:28 EST <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php#c972293 Clearly!

the rich girls are weeping

]]> 33:236679:c972293 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 15:17:52 EST <![CDATA[Anonymous Music Writer Looking To Add A Non-Scary Lady To His Guest List]]> http://idolator.com/tunes/arcade-fire/anonymous-music-writer-looking-to-add-a-non+scary-lady-to-his-guest-list-236679.php#c972213 It's Gerard.

Catbirdseat

]]> 33:236679:c972213 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 15:07:46 EST