Christina Aguilera May Want To Work On Her “Applying Mascara While In Zero Gravity” Technique

noah | September 22, 2008 11:00 am

Yes, yes, Christina Aguilera’s new sound is all about “the future,” probably in part because her attempt at harnessing the sounds of the past didn’t really move the sales needle so much. But did she have to take her eye-makeup cues from the Muppets episodes of her youth? I mean, there are companies that make vibrating mascara now. Surely they should be able to move on from the Miss Piggy eye-adornment ideal.