We Expect This Band To Top The Hype Machine Chart Any Day Now
Duke Francencow at Styched gets peeved at overly referential rock snobs, and in the process, he tips off the world to what could be the best band ever:
“Oh, you’ve never heard of [fill in the blank]? They’re pretty good. I don’t know… they’re sort of Alice-in-Chains-meets-Talking-Heads, with a little Wolf Parade and Eric B. & Rakim thrown in for good measure.”
(Okay, okay, he’s making up the band in question. Still, if someone could craft us a mash-up of those four artists, so we could figure out whether or not what we’re dreaming up matches with reality, please get yourself to GarageBand ASAP.)