Liner Notes: Britney Spears’ Sexuality Now Part Of Public Record
– Britney Spears is too sexy to sue Us Weekly over sex tape allegations, a judge says. If only she could sue for defamation over being linked with Kevin Federline. [AP via NYT] – Christopher Walken will play Ozzy Osbourne in the movie version of The Dirt. The probability of the ant-snorting scene using real critters just shot way up. [ABC News] – Boy George and his ex-Culture Club bandmates are feuding once again. Someone needs a hug, and a copy of the lyrics to “The War Song.” [AP via CNN] – Jamiroquai frontman Jay Kay is taking a year off from music to “recharge creatively.” We have one word for him: Haberdashery. [IOL]
