Stolen-Gear Epidemic Hits Philly-Bound Bands

noah | November 27, 2006 4:00 am
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If you’re a musical outfit traveling to Philadelphia, pack light–eight bands have had their gear-filled vans stolen while visiting Philly since March, although local police are quick to say that the epidemic is fueled by the artists’ hotel choices:

“They think there is this conspiracy and they’re being targeted,” said Sgt. Joe Cella of the Major Crimes Unit. “They’re not.”

He said the bands seem to be parking their vehicles in the wrong place at the wrong time. The areas where their vans and equipment have been taken happen to be places where lots of other vehicles are stolen – the vast majority containing no musical equipment, Cella said.

“What we have is groups that spring up periodically that target the hotels, the airport area, where you would have transient clientele,” he said.

A fair point, Mr. Cella–but when you have band members saying things like, “It’s still a great city. I just don’t think we’ll be able to stay here ever again,” you might want to consult with your local tourism board before you start shooting your mouth off to the press.

Rock Philly, then lose your guitar [Philadelphia Inquirer]