Jay-Z May Want To TiVo Today’s Episode Of “Dr. Phil”

Not that we’re big fans of Oprah’s burly pal Dr. Phil, but we figured it was worth pointing out today’s show, which focuses on a Jay-Z, um, “fan”:

Katrina buys every magazine Jay-Z is in, has called him over 300 times and e-mails him 200 times a day, but he has never responded. She even had a T-shirt made up with Jay-Z’s and her picture, that she says she sleeps in every night. “Jay-Z’s real name is Shawn Corey Carter. When I’m writing songs, I would just call him Shawn. I make up my own songs and leave them on his voice mail,” she shares. “I went to a Web site that has gossip, and they believe anything you say. I e-mailed them a letter, saying I was Jay-Z’s ex. I also went as far as saying Jay-Z liked me better^* than [his girlfriend] Beyoncé. He’s in love with me,” she reveals. “Everything was made up.”

Katrina’s friends have pointed out that she’ll never be able to take Jay-Z from Beyoncé. “I don’t care. To me, I am Beyoncé. I am every man’s dream. I’m accomplishing it by just looking in the mirror and saying, ‘Jay-Z’s going to be my man,'” she says. Katrina explains that when she heard a rumor that Jay-Z proposed to Beyoncé, she snapped and tore all his pictures up. “I want to see Beyoncé and Jay-Z one day in public and just go there and snatch her weave out.”

That’s just the opening, and it gets a lot more depressing from there–let’s just say that it’s never a good sign when you have to dissuade someone from their obsession by threatening them with a future spent inhaling the fumes from a sweat-and-urine soaked cell, a tactic that Dr. Phil has to resort to on the interview’s last page. Yeesh.

Fatal Attraction? [drphil.com, via Nah Right]