In Case You’ve Forgotten, The “Sassy” Era Is Officially Kaput

noah | February 1, 2007 4:41 am
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A few weeks ago, we posted an entry about the Juliana Hatfield cover of Dinosaur Jr’s “Raisans”; today, an e-card “from” Juliana landed in our inbox. Figuring it was a “thanks for the words, bro” note, we opened it, and saw the charming image to your right. “Aww,” we thought, until we got to the text:

“Thank you for broadcasting Songs from. Let your load dropping on my hot clit. Juliana Hatfield [address redacted] Send me $20,- + SASE and you’ll receive a hand-me-down panty from me.”

Indie-rock porn spam from Juliana Hatfield? Is this what the world’s come to? Please, someone, send us back to 1994. Now.

Juliana Hatfield – Nirvana [MP3, link expired]