Complete List Of People Akon Has <em>Not</em> Plucked From An Audience And Harassed Today (As Of 12:17 PM EST)
· Howard Hesseman · What’s her name? The girl on that “Have A Montana” show? · Carole King · The ghost of Charles Nelson Reilly · Guy who looks a smidge like Willie Aames · Brenda Blethyn · Boober from Fraggle Rock · Back-up dancer Crystal Pepsee (not real name) · 14-year-old Akon fan Damon Dawson of Albany, NY · Dr. Fluffs, MD · You (we hope)
