Keith Richards did indeed snort a line of his dad’s ashes as if it was cocaine, but only because he didn’t have a Dustbuster handy. If Richards is blithely revealing this sort of perversity to the NME, one can only imagine what sort of taboo-busting secrets he’s saving for the $7.3 million autobiography. If he remembers he’s supposed to write a $7.3 million autobiography. [NME]