This Just In: MP3 Blog Readers As Awful As Shock Jocks
So people keep contacting me offering to manage tours in California, Florida, New York, France . . . . and it’s like WHOA. I haven’t performed live for two years . . . when I did it was at crappy open mics. My music has basically not left my own apartment and people are wanting to manage shows in Europe.
It kinda makes you want to cry, don’t it? I suppose going from chilling with morning zoo crews to hanging out with Brooklyn Vegan readers means you’ve just traded one set of assholes for another, but there’s something gross about this ugly car wreck between outright novelty dross and “fun!!” music that’s nonetheless still supposed to be about music and not poking fun at the delusional. As for Zonday’s special guests, while I did (and do) enjoy Girl Talk’s Night Ripper, I’ve always suspected dude was one mash-up away from a guest spot on Dr. Demento. Meanwhile my deep and abiding love for Dan Deacon is part of the public record, so I’d just like to assume that he didn’t have anything to do with the booking on this particular show.