Spank Rock And Benny Blanco Grease Themselves Up For The Worst Album Cover Of The Year Race
Well, congratulations, Spank Rock and Benny Blanco. Your jokey 2 Live Crew tribute record as Bangers and Cash (ugh) has somehow managed to make me dislike a cover that prominently features the human hinder. How did you manage such a previously impossible feat? Was it the eight gallons of roast beef drippings that you coated your models in before the shoot? Was it…no, no, it was the greasiness. Luke Skyywalker needs to track these goofs down, pull out the headmaster’s ruler, and then give them a good spanking on their dookie rope-wearing asses for even coyly referencing his schtick. (And then slathering it with Crisco.)
