Jennifer Lopez Gets Dirrty For The Kids

noah | September 6, 2007 12:30 pm

Leave it to Jennifer Lopez to take a song that sounds like a reject from the Amerie album (she’s still smarting from passing on “1 Thing,” no doubt) and pair it with a Dave LaChappelle-directed video that could conceivably be called “Dirrty II” (hey, Xtina didn’t have two women who are “sexily” drinking at a puppy-store water bottle, nor did she have a guy who was playing “trapped mouse”)–but wait, it’s not exploitative at all! Why? Because the whole thing is structured around our trenchcoated heroine’s search for a kid in distress; of course, he’s only unearthed at the end of the clip, after J. Lo’s kicked in every door hiding some twisted fantasy or other. So what awful gutter-plumbing fantasy was the kid trapped in? Why, dishwasher, of course.

Jennifer Lopez Do It Well Full [DailyMotion]