Tila Tequila To Finally Get Some MTV Airtime

noah | September 7, 2007 8:46 am

Now that Tila Tequila’s singing career has tanked, she’s trying new, innovative ways to keep her name in the press. But photo shoots for the few remaining lad mags left and deals with unfortunately named Web outposts can’t pay for all those two-inch skirts, so she’s decided to go the reality-TV route with a show that’s half Rock Of Love, half Girls Gone Wild, and 100% a sign that MTV’s willing to let almost anyone become a reality-TV “celebrity” these days:

My new reality show on MTV will be like NO OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION HISTORY! My show is about finding true love, because for me….having over 2 million friends is cool but sometimes it makes it hard for me to find someone real, and someone whom I can trust and love…..but there is a catch…..the show will be about me finding love as a BISEXUAL!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY RIGHT? So on my new reality show there will be 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants all fighting for my love….the only twist is….yes, there is another twist….the only twist is that these guys and these girls have NO IDEA that I am bisexual and that they are competing against each others sexes!!! GUYS AGAINST GIRLS….WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????

So all you kids out there who are struggling with your sexuality: Clearly, what you need to do is get yourself a reality show so you can figure out once and for all whether you’ll be STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END????? Oh, and then you can come out to your parents via blog-slash-press release.

A SHOT AT LOVE WITH TILA TEQUILA! [Tila Tequila’s MySpace Blog]