Toby Keith Steals Christmas, Worst Album Cover Of The Year Nomination
I’ll admit this has something to do with just being our friend Toby Keith and all the special kind of that’s-daddy’s-drunken-redneck-boot-in-your-freedom-hating-ass fun being Toby Keith entails. But the sheer laziness of this cover is about as hateable as any red, white, and blue rhetoric that’s ever spilled out of Toby’s sphincter-lookin’ face. A Toby Keith Christmas album? Let’s get a pre-existing promo photo of Toby and just Photoshop a Santa hat on top of his cowboy hat. And we’ll throw some clip art snowflakes in the background to signify “winter,” even though he’s wearing an outfit that otherwise suggests he is actually at Senor Frog’s. I know one art director that’s getting a lump of coal this year.
