Stop Presses: Grown Men Acting Like Idiots
Tommy Lee has bravely stepped forward to tell how he was pushed in the girls lockerroomcruelly slapped around by noted girlyfighter Kid Rock on his Web site:
“Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore,” said Lee in the grammatically inconsistent post. He had made his presence known earlier in the night by interrupting Anderson’s introduction of Kanye West’s performance with a series of wolf whistles that prompted her to ask him to pipe down. “And also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P!”
Then, not a minute later, after Keys started her “amazing performance,” it was back to “stupid-ness,” an apparent reference to the ongoing tension between the two men. Lee said he got a tap on the shoulder from the man he affectionately referred to as “Kid Pebble.”
“I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say ‘Hey dude…What up’?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a b—h slap!…….Wuss!!”
After which Tommy apparently punched Kid Rock square in the jaw like a real man. And then ran home to write about it on his blog like a real dorkcivilized person.
Also: “Gramatically inconsistent,” yeah, but he is saying that he “love[s] and adore[s]” his lap. Somebody else read it that way too, right? Right??
Tommy Lee Explains VMA Scuffle, Apologizes To Alicia Keys [MTV]