Stop Presses: Grown Men Acting Like Idiots

jharv | September 11, 2007 3:27 am

Tommy Lee has bravely stepped forward to tell how he was pushed in the girls lockerroomcruelly slapped around by noted girlyfighter Kid Rock on his Web site:

“Pamela comes and sits on my lap who I love and adore,” said Lee in the grammatically inconsistent post. He had made his presence known earlier in the night by interrupting Anderson’s introduction of Kanye West’s performance with a series of wolf whistles that prompted her to ask him to pipe down. “And also say hello to my friend Travis Barker and his wife!…..and i get a text from another friend P. Diddy and he says come sit with me…..and he’s sitting with Miss HOT Megan FOX so I go over and sit with P!”

Then, not a minute later, after Keys started her “amazing performance,” it was back to “stupid-ness,” an apparent reference to the ongoing tension between the two men. Lee said he got a tap on the shoulder from the man he affectionately referred to as “Kid Pebble.”

“I stand up and embrace him with a semi hug and say ‘Hey dude…What up’?? He punches me in the face…..well if ya wanna call it that!?….more like a b—h slap!…….Wuss!!”

After which Tommy apparently punched Kid Rock square in the jaw like a real man. And then ran home to write about it on his blog like a real dorkcivilized person.

Also: “Gramatically inconsistent,” yeah, but he is saying that he “love[s] and adore[s]” his lap. Somebody else read it that way too, right? Right??

Tommy Lee Explains VMA Scuffle, Apologizes To Alicia Keys [MTV]