Snoop Dogg To Beautify America’s Parks, Prevent Anthropomorphic Animals From Stealing Picnic Baskets
Ranger Calvin Broadus will be spearing poop and junk food wrappers with a pointy stick as part of his community service “after he pleaded guilty to carrying an illegal police baton aboard an airplane at John Wayne Airport last year.” (Sadly not the kind of baton with the sparkly tassels.) He’s also been ordered to stay away from kids like a common weirdo in a trenchcoat:
Broadus was ordered to serve 160 hours of community service but is restricted from working with gangs, children or his nonprofit youth football league “because the spirit of the community service offer is for him to do the work in a manner in which he isn’t glorified in the eyes of children,” Manssourian told the court. Broadus also agreed to donate $10,000 to the Orange County charity Right Trak, which helps troubled children, and to pay more than $1,000 in a fine and court fees.
Sadly the location of Snoop’s personal Jellystone is being kept a secret “to prevent disruptions,” other than the usual unpredictable comedy geysers and crossdressing bears.
Snoop Dogg To Serve Time In O.C. Park [L.A. Times; HT: Ned Raggett]
