Major Label Looking For “Beautiful” All Girl Band; Musical Competence Optional

Once again, Craigslist brings the dejected “well, at least they’re being honest about it” shrugs:

Major Label in Search of Girl Band Reply to: job-451743659@craigslist.org Date: 2007-10-17, 10:55AM PDT

Major Record Label in Search of an All Girl Band. Must be beautiful and talented. Age range 14-25. Experience is required. Knowing how to play an instrument is preferred but not required. Pre – screening Auditions will be held on Sunday October 19th by appointment only.

Note how the applicants must be “talented,” but knowing how to play an instrument is “not required.” That, of course, can all be fixed in post-production. I’m really just hoping that this is really a fake-out casting call for Rock Of Love 2, with the request for people under 18 a red herring–I can’t help but think that now the news about Bret Michaels reprising his lovesick-dude role is out, VH1’s casting department is having issues with finding people who have the innate romanticism undying careerism to undergo what Jes et al. had to endure all those weeks.

But no, it’s probably real. Oh well–at least the ad didn’t say “no fatties” (explicitly)!

Major Label in Search of Girl Band [Craigslist; HT The Candy Monster]