Roger Clemens Injected “In The Buttocks” With Testosterone
Obligatory Mitchell Report-related post: Nestled inside the many, many pages of the Congressional investigation into steroids and baseball was the news that the oh-so-charming pitcher Roger Clemens (pictured) was allegedly “injected … in the buttocks four to six times with testosterone from a bottle labeled either Sustanon 250 or Deca-Durabolin.” Why is this music-related, you may ask? Because this news clearly calls for a Clemens megamix of “What What (In The Butt).” I’m pretty much dead serious here. [Newsday / Photo: AP]
