“A Real Mosh Pit Is When You’re At A Spank Rock Show And He Throws His American Apparel Sunglasses In The Crowd”
We’ve been following the exploits of the moshpitting, Jonas Brothers-hating YouTube sensation ADiehardFOBFan all week, but only Alex Goldberg–who likes to go by the name XxstrokesmegafanxX from time to time–was outraged enough by her profane, grouchy tirades to craft his own point-by-point response; to shield him from the kinda-dim YouTube commenting hordes, we’ve posted it here. Be warned: It contains even more 9/11 conspiracy theories and the day’s second reference to Full House!
