Taser’s Holster/MP3 Player: For When You Need Musical Accompaniment For Your Victim’s Pleas For Mercy

noah | January 7, 2008 5:20 am

First person to make a joke about the “don’t tase me, bro” remix being automatically included on this 1-gig player’s hard drive* is totally, utterly fired.

Taser unveils holster with music player [MSNBC; HT Jon Solomon]

* only $72.99 list! Buy it now!