noah | January 22, 2008 2:45 am

From the “even the most hideously broken clocks can be sorta useful once in a while” department: TMZ has tracked down former MTV “personality” Jesse Camp, an old-school Internet novelty who is now 28 and existing somewhere in southern California. He has a girlfriend! And opinions on Kenny Rogers’ plastic surgery! And enough money to buy himself a really nice camera, somehow! [TMZ]