That Might Not Be A Tear In Bobby Brown’s Beer

So I was moving on Friday night and Maura was doing whatever it is she does during the baseball off-season and apparently the Idolator TiVo doesn’t pick up CMT and so we missed the premier of Gone Country, the reality TV contest where the Rich half of Nashville duo Big & Rich tries to groom the likes of Dee Snider and Carnie Wilson to become America’s Next Passable Country Singer. Thankfully, this MTV interview with Gone Country contestant Bobby Brown makes it sound like we can at least still look forward to the episode where Brown’s overactive bladder lands Marcia Brady on her ass. Actually re-reading this we’re not so sure why we’re sorry.

During the taping, all seven contestants lived in the same house — and in a couple of episodes, we see Brown’s sleepwalking problem. One night while sleepwalking, he mistook a part of his bedroom for the bathroom, and let’s just say he marked his territory. Housemate Maureen McCormick (aka Marcia Brady) came in and tried to wake him up, but slipped and fell on the, uh, wet floor. Guess she should have watched her “Every Little Step.”

Oh, booooo. Bobby also noted that, aside from his little issue with number one, his time on Gone Country was without incident, and he got along famously with everyone except for Sisqo: “A thing happened when we was drinking.” At least he said when they were drinking, not “an hour or two later.”

Bobby Brown Goes Country [MTV]