Even though it was sold as an “endurance test” and I’m an out-and-proud musical masochist, I’m still not quite sure how I made it through this masterfully edited four minute video of melismatic showboating stitched together from a recent VH1 concert starting queen ululator Christina Aguilera. Laid end to end without a song or a groove to guide them, Xtina’s endless, painful, kitten-in-heat vocal runs go beyond amusing Internet novetly and into the realm of, like, some kinda avant-garde sound poetry. [FourFour]
