T-Pain Is N Luv Wit <s>A Strippa</s> The Angry American

Jess Harvell | February 15, 2008 2:30 am

If the existence of Lil Jon’s Big & Rich remix didn’t send enough country-rap chills down your spine, how about the news that T-Pain is sprung off the idea of adding a little “who’s your daddy?” to his next Auto-Tuned outing? Mr. Pain has made it known that he’d like naughty Christmas elf Toby Keith to guest on his next album. And if that doesn’t work, maybe they could just bro down, get into some trouble involving bartenders, and hate on the Dixie Chicks?

Asked why Keith is on his list, T-Pain said, “He’s just different, man. He sells a lot of records.” Laughing, he adds, “He’s rich! I just want to be friends with him, I guess. That would be great!”

Aw, he has a boy crush! Maybe you should poke him on Facebook, Pain, just to get the ball rolling. Make sure you update your “Interests” to include “Flag Day,” “bootings,” and “the Democratic party” first, though!

Rapper T-Pain Wants To Duet With Toby Keith [CMT; HT: Reed Fischer]