G-Unit sleaze Tony Yayo earned himself a scant 10 days of community service for his part in harassing the son of the Game’s manager. Turns out it wasn’t Yayo who assaulted the boy after all; that was his pal Lowell Fletcher, who earned himself a nine-month sentence. Because real men don’t slap 14-year-olds. They mean mug while their buddies do the slapping. [Billboard]