noah | February 21, 2008 5:05 am

File under “reasons that you should order pizza only from places you trust”: “When I was in college (Illinois State) Winger played our basketball shed – when they were done with the show, Kip made his way to ‘sorority row’ where he picked one (Tri sigs) and went in with a polaroid – orgy madness ensued with him gettin’ hummers and groupsex with the house whilst the young maidens took pix with the instamatic. Those pix made their way around campus for a few weeks – truly disgusting. One girl in the house brought ’em into pizza place where we worked and delivery guys would stuff one pict in with outgoing pies – what a surprise in every box.” [ILM; HT (if you want to call it that) Ned Raggett]