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Once moderately famous rock musician Noel Gallagher (purportedly) suffered the z-list indignity of botching multiple attempts to charm his way into various Oscar parties on Sunday night. Yeah, it has been years and years since Oasis’ last U.S. hit, but it has to gall poor Noel that they let Courtney Love into Elton John’s soiree. [Gigwise]