So while Maura’s off at SXSW or Margaritaville or wherever the hell she’s going this spring, I’m being sent to Myrtle Beach in June for the opening of the Hard Rock Park, the long-awaited rock-themed amusement park brought to you by the Cafe people. There I’ll enjoy opening weekend festivities like a live set from the Eagles, the Moody Blues “christening a ride set to the band’s hit song ‘Nights in White Satin,'” a ride on the Bryan Ferry-is Wheel, and plenty of alcohol-related blackouts. [Myrtle Beach Online via Rolling Stone]