Michael Kaminski, former guitarist/percussionist for the New York aggro-electro outfit Cop Shoot Cop, decided to try and act out his band’s name in Akron, Ohio, over the weekend, only with him playing shooter and a video store clerk playing target. However, the video store clerk was savvy enough to realize that Kaminski wasn’t carrying a gun, but a bottle of Stetson cologne that was shaped like a gun–and that Kaminski had painted black in order to make it look “more convincing” as a firearm. [Pitchfork]