Blind-Item Blues: The Saddest Singer On The Cross-Continental Flight

noah | March 7, 2008 9:15 am
emoticon-sad.jpg

“Which mournful solo artist is obsessed with his own level of fame? After convincing himself on a recent flight to Australia that he would be mobbed in the streets, the scrawny singer was nonplussed that most Aussies didn’t recognize him.” [Gatecrasher]