Vanessa Carlton Has Roman Hands

mbart | March 7, 2008 1:30 am
I am not going to lie to you people: that Janet Jackson video where the guy reaches into her pants and pulls out some sort of jewelry made, uh, a big impression on me as a teenager. And this Vanessa Carlton video also spoke to me in some deep and unfathomable way. Don’t get too worried when the creepy disembodied hands start playing Chester the Molester with Ms. Carlton around the 1:40 mark–there’s patronizing multiculturalism to come! [YouTube]