Who could have foreseen that a story about the musical ambitions of one of the women involved in the prostitution scandal that brought down former NY governor Eliot Spitzer would turn into a comments-box gang-bang debating the monetary value of her non-musical services? Oh, that’s right. Everyone. But hey, song’s at least as good as, I dunno, Ashley Tisdale? One of those Hills ladies? Something TV-related that satisfies ever-lowering expectations for radio pop, anyway. [Daily Swarm]
