The Regeneration Tour: Because There Aren’t Enough Naked Ploys For Nostalgia Out There
The Human League The linked MySpace page isn’t an official site because Philip Oakey doesn’t believe the band is “important” enough to have an Internet presence, which kind of makes me love them even more than I did before and also makes them stick out in this particular group for what will soon become obvious reasons, i.e. they seem to have some sort of dignity left in their tank. Which is why I predict them leaving the tour for “personal reasons” before its midpoint.
Naked Eyes They were a duo, but keyboardist Rob Fisher died in 1999 following complications from stomach surgery.
A Flock of Seagulls Did Bands Reunited. Lead singer Mike Score’s hair has apparently grown out to make up for it not being able to grow up anymore.
ABC Also did Bands Reunited, although only two members got back together on the show. So they pulled in a dude from Kajagoogoo to perform with them. Teamwork!
Belinda Carlisle “Oh, she hasn’t been on reality TV,” I thought when I checked out her IMDB page. “That’s nice, she still has some dignity.” And then I remembered the fateful events of August 2001. (NSFW photo shoot here.) And don’t even get me started on her Francopop-grunge album.
Dead Or Alive Lead singer Pete Burns has been more famous for being a plastic surgery addict and going on the UK version of Big Brother than for anything music-related he might have done in the years since “You Spin Me Round” was a roller-rink hit. And I still think he’s scum for claiming that he was wearing a coat made from gorilla skin back in the day. (It was actually made from the skin of Colobus monkeys.) Which is why the needle on my schadenfreude-meter is being moved a bit over the fact that he’s apparently been financially forced to do this tour, since when his band’s big hit was re-released in the UK to capitalize on his reality-TV “fame” a few years back he complained about it feeling like “wearing a school uniform at the age of 46.”
’80s Pop Veterans Team For Regeneration Tour [Billboard]