911, It’s Vanilla Ice’s Wife Again
TMZ’s 911 recording of Vanilla Ice’s wife after he allegedly hit and kicked her last April is so Ronnie Dobbs that I have a hard time believing it’s real. Gasp as she announces she’s been hit and needs a cop! Raise your eyebrow as she whines about how he won’t give her a credit card or a check book! Strain to hear him saying “I’m sorry, babe, I’m sorry…” in the background. “If I wanted to hurt you I could hurt you! And I didn’t!” Giggle as she yells “he’s already been on TV for pulling my hair!” and dismissively drawls “oh, now he’s threatening to kill himself again.” Boggle as she reveals that she’s sitting in a started car as her allegedly dangerous husband hugs their daughter outside. Laugh long and hard when she announces he’s left on his “teeny” bike. Bad boys, bad boys…
And speaking of cops, what is up with the 911 dispatcher asking if the husband is “black or Hispanic?” (to which Mrs. Ice huffs “white…”). Way to make an ASS out of U and ME, dude.
It’s nice to hear Ice is still rockin’ the motorbikes, though.
Sigh. Happier times.
Vanilla Ice Crazy 911 Call: ‘Nilla Threatens Suicide [TMZ] Cool as Ice. [Youtube]
