The Top Five Lines From Soulja Boy’s <em>New</em> New Single
5. “My Lyrics sick, tell my verse to get well soon.” The chorus, on the other hand, can stay in the ICU.
4. “My house too nerdy I call it Steve urkle.”Sic, natch.
3. “My flow Wifi connection stay connected like bell south.” Uh…
2. “Throw my balls at yo girl she call me payton manning.” Wouldn’t Eli have been a better choice, what with him being the younger brother and winning the Super Bowl and being kind of an idiot savant type and… oh, forget it.
1. “I call my weed purple. Similar to the film”Purple Rain? The Color Purple? The Purple Rose Of Cairo? Did that Harold And The Purple Crayon movie ever get made?
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