The Probably Inevitable Denoument To This Disappointing Season Of “American Idol”

noah | May 9, 2008 2:15 am

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Vote For The Worst has endorsed David Archuleta: “Sure he’s annoying, but that’s why he’s perfect. Most of America does not want him to win. Imagine an Idol winner who couldn’t aspire to be much more than a less-talented Clay Aiken. Imagine an Idol winner whose press tour would take 20 minutes to answer a single question. And just imagine the type of sappy ballad that the producers already have lined up for David to record, dripping with extra cheese and terrible melisma. We smell failure!” [VFTW]