“Rolling Stone” Tries To Wash That “Hills” Cover From Its Offended Readers’ Memories

noah | May 15, 2008 2:45 am

Anyone with a working knowledge of The Hills and Don Henley & Co. can feel free to draw parallels between each of the individual cover subjects of Rolling Stone‘s last two issues; me, I’m just going to wonder what demographic Jann Wenner et al are going to pander to next time out. Maybe this guy?

Marty P. | 5/14/2008, 4:17 pm EST

R.S., How about a Van Halen cover next? That would be very cool. It’s good not to have anything to do with rap on the cover.

Because clearly, that’s been such a problem this year. (Dude does know who Barack Obama is, right?)

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