Coldplay’s iTunes Ad Somehow Not Worst Thing On TV
The variety of guitar effects alone might have done it, but when the Crazy Town dudes announced in a SPIN singles wrap-up that they heard “Yellow” was about an STD, this song went straight to the top of the band’s accomplishments. He was so cute before he grew that stubble, too!
I know I come off very flip and snarky in my writings here, but I’m actually a very sensitive man. A man who has felt regret. A man who has loved and lost. Much like Chris Martin, except you’d never want to see me strut around in a tight, white, long-sleeved shirt.
Nothing from X&Y pressed my buttons, but I might actually check out Viva La Vida if there’s going to be more Neon Joshua Tree on it. And if that last bit in italics unnerves you, run now. I’m sure this album’s promotional cycle has only begun.