Which Unidentified Witness Will Take The Stand On R. Kelly’s Behalf?

anthonyjmiccio | May 29, 2008 10:00 am
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R. Kelly’s lawyers interrupted the procession of middle-school coaches identifying the underage girl on his sex tape early on Wednesday, announcing that a mystery witness had come forward with information that may help the singer’s case. Now pause the post, ‘cuz what i’m about to say to y’all is so damn twisted–not only is there a mystery witness, but the witness is…

Anything else would be absurd.

R Kelly lawyers hope mystery man can help defense [AP]