Just Get Back Together Already, Phish

Dan Gibson | June 27, 2008 2:00 am

Long ago, I bought a copy of Billy Breathes, I think because it had a song called “Prince Caspian” on it. That being said, Phish for me is like recreational drug use: Not my sort of thing, but if you’d like to entertain yourself in that manner, just don’t bring it around my kids. Now that its been a month since lead singer Trey Anastasio started floating rumors of a reunion, Page McConnell is starting in with the “closer with all of them now then I’ve ever been” nonsense. Just get back together and play some giant farm or abandoned Air Force base or whatever, OK? I can’t take six months of speculative blog posts and mysterious band pronouncements. Give your fans some notice so they can fix up their vans and regrow their hair to pre-breakup lengths, and we can all move on with our lives. [Billboard]