David Lee Roth Manages To Get Even More Confusing

Dan Gibson | July 11, 2008 5:00 am
As previously reported, the story was that David Lee Roth was pulled over for speeding, and he claimed he was having an allergic reaction to nuts so some cops saved his life instead of ticketing him. Roth now claims the entire story was false; he’s issued a statement denying he was even in that area of Canada, and that the only thing he’s “allergic to is criticism”. So, are the seemingly innocent Canadians in the above clip lying? Was there an impostor hanging around southwestern Ontario who duped even the local authorities? There’s only one solution: Find Dave, tie him down with a few silky scarves, and force feed him almonds. It’s the only way to resolve this whole debacle. [Musicradar]