Hey There Bad Fashion, What’s It Like At Kohl’s?
I’ve assembled an outfit from the Urban Pipeline section of Kohl’s Web site. Just imagine you’re a young man gearing up for the first day of 8th grade, and you’re determined to express that you’re serious about acoustic melodies.
First you put on your shirt. It’s plain, it’s white, it’s 100% non-threatening and blandly appealing. Perfect.
Now your shorts. Camo conveys strength. You’re a man despite your wimpy music.
You always get cold while sitting in class, so you make sure to put on your new hoodie. It says, “Hey, I want to be Pete Wentz.”
And, finally, you wouldn’t want to be ill-prepared in case of a sudden extreme sports situation, so you grab your new shades. Rockin’.
Now you’re all set to appeal to girls, sensitive boys, and total bros who occasionally like a break from Nickleback. But what about formal dances? Dude, got you covered:
This is the signature Plain White T’s shirt in the collection. Your mom thought it was cute.
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