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Oh look–there’s now Elvis and Priscilla Presley wedding-day Barbie dolls. That’s kind of cool. But when are these folks going to wise up and give the fans what they really want? That’s right: we want Dr. Nick dolls with miniature plastic physician bags containing tiny bottles of the prescription meds that sent the Big E to the great gig in the sky. We want a collectible set of Memphis Mafioso, each coming complete with a thumbnail-sized copy of his very own tell-all memoir. Where’s Vernon? Where’s Gladys? Oh yeah: we also want a moldable-plastic urn containing shavings made to resemble the ashes of Jesse Garon. Your move, Mattel. [AP]